I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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