How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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