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My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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