We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
They should really pass out barf bags in church
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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