I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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