love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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