You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I love you.
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Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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