Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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