You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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