I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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