sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
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he shaved USA in his pubs
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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