It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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