He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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