How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
