we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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