i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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