Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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