Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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