porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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