We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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