at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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