please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i now understand why vodka
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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