FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You need Xanax blowdarts
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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