Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
did i walk over a car last night?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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