even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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