So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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