well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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