Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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