Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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