I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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