do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I will pee on everything he values.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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