their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Damn victory sex feels great
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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