they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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