in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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