I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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