And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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