thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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