he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Randomize
