This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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