i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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