You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
