belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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