I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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