well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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