how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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