you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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