You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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