Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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