Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no, he came in my armpit
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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