She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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