This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
its not stalking. its research.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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