Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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