I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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