there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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