none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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