It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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